I watched this movie and I love it so so much. It's super funny and brilliant and perfect for all the family. I've watched it fully four times and I'm still not bored from it! So I decided to write my favorite quotes from it:
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Jill Sadelstein: [to Otto] You don't look homeless to me, you're fat! You're Al Quida!
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Jill Sadelstein: Mom always said it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
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Jill Sadelstein: WHERE WERE YOU?
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Jill Sadelstein: Are you going bald?
Jack Sadelstein: Huh?
Jill Sadelstein: No, no, no, no, you're getting fatter, and your hair doesn't realize it needs to cover more face.
Jack Sadelstein: Okay.
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Jack Sadelstein: [Jill is in the bathroom] Hey Jill, can I talk to you for a second?
Jill Sadelstein: No! My bags are packed and there's nothing left to... [farts] say! [farts again] I spent the day at Felipe's picnic where I finally felt welcome. [farts again] By everybody! I tried to serve food for the very first time! [farts again]
Jack Sadelstein: I'm guessing Mexican?
Jill Sadelstein: Yes, Mexican, Mr. Food Detector! [farts again] At Felipe's! [farts again, very loudly]
Jack Sadelstein: What, is Evel Knievel doing wheelies in there?
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Jill Sadelstein: [whispering] He's homeless, right? He seems clean, but you should put one of those toilet seat protectors underneath him to make sure he doesn't ruin the chair.
Jack Sadelstein: Are you whispering with a bullhorn or something? Everybody hears you.
Jill Sadelstein: No, they can't, Mr. Hearing Expert.
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Al Pacino: Your sister an I grew up on the same street. When I look at her, I see me.
Jack Sadelstein: When I look at her I see me too.
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Jill Sadelstein: I crave this family time!
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Jill Sadelstein: Maybe I should stay through Hanukah.
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Felipe: Oh yes. We play games,we eat, and we steal whites peoples wallets.
Jill Sadelstein: What!?
Felipe: I'm kidding! We don't eat.
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Al Pacino: This must never be seen by anyone!
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Jack Sadelstein: Tomorrows he's going to go back home...less.
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Jack Sadelstein: You're looking a little like Bin Laden there.
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Jack Sadelstein: This is the guy who's gonna do a Dunken Doughnuts commercial.
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Jill Sadelstein: I need to drop little chocolate bombs.
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Jill Sadelstein: What..what is this Internet thing!? [Jill whining] You know I don't understand those things! I DON'T EVEN OWN A CALCULATOR!
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Soccer Player #1: I told you she was a woman.
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Felipe: I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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Jack Sadelstein: Actually I did feel something... Pride in my son.
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Gary: Busted, disgusted, never to be trusted!
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Jack Sadelstein: God told me your feet were on my desk. So get them off!
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Jill Sadelstein: Aw will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play twister with your sister.
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Jill Sadelstein: He's homeless, right?
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Office Worker #1: What's this about a twin?
Office Worker #2: Oh, Jack here has a twin sister.
Office Worker #1: Identical or fraternal?
Office Worker #2: Nocturnal. Like a bat.
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Daughter: Do you and Daddy have twin powers?
Erin: Some twins can feel when the other one's hurt.
[Jill slaps her face]
Jack: I didn't feel it.
[Jill hits harder]
Jack: Little harder.
[Jill hits even harder]
Erin: Don't, Jill. Stop it. He's kidding.
Jill: What!
[Son hits Jill hard and she falls off the chair]
Son: Did you feel that, Daddy?
Jack: I actually did feel something there.
Jack: Pride in my son.
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Son: You and Jill are so alike.
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.
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So those were some of my favorite quotes. I definitely recommend this movie to everyone! Hope you liked! :D
 
Be Your Beautiful Self & Believe In Dreams,
Yaz xoxo

Here's a list of my favourite sad but wonderful films. Get the tissues ready!
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✞ The Impossible
✞ Titanic
✞ My Sisters Keeper
✞ A Little Princess
✞ Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has A Glitch
✞ Les Misérables
✞ The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
✞ Remember Me
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Some might not be sad sad, but they might me cry or want to cry (':
 
Be Your Beautiful Self & Believe In Dreams,
Yaz xoxo✞